Straight girl with boyfriend in tow: “Hello! We’re from the Woodlands. I have two dads, and they said I could go anywhere except Ripcord, so we came here.”
In lieu of my standard, apoplectic rant about hetero privilege, I’m just going to high-five this chick and sell her some leather. (Sorry, dads! PS: Your daughter is awesome.)
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