Born in Arizona, Moved to Babylonia

A customer just flounced through the door, slurred, “When they dug up King Tut, he was wearing a solid gold cock ring,” and sashayed back out.

It might be time for everyone involved here to re-evaluate some life choices.

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I don’t remember that particular artifact when touring the King Tut display in Chicago.

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