Customer: “Do you have a boyfriend?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “You’re single?! OMG why?!”
Me:

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Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public
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